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    1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out,
    and we WILL dump you!

    2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or
    anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick
    your ass if you end up hurting her.

    3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We girls
    love that.

    4. If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.

    5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first
    place, it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.

    6. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed
    animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodie’s, and a really pretty piece of

    7. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her
    off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure
    she's home safely. We think that’s really cute and sweet.

    8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the shit out
    of him.

    9. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
    It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.

    10. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats
    you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any
    gestures back.

    11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether
    you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.

    12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends,
    you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.

    13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
    Let her win once in a while.

    14. Memorize your girlfriend’s birthday. You forget her birthday and you're
    basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie.

    15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.

    16. You don’t have to spend a million dollars on a Birthday/Christmas/Valentine
    gift. It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be

    17. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.

    18. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad.

    19. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

    20. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet
    will always get you off the hook.

    21. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

    22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don’t bother trying to
    convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea

    23. It’s good to be sensitive, to a point.

    24. If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn’t, do it anyway.

    25. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)

    26. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.

    27. We don’t shave our legs every day so just get over it.

    28. Shave your face, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or
    mustache looks, we probably hate it. We like you clean shaven.

    29. Show off a little, we think it’s cute.

    30. You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or not,
    you are; act like it.

    31. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).

    32. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.

    33. "Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

    34. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. Don’t obsess over that.

    35. I expect you to call me. If you don’t, you go down.

    36. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don’t you dare take
    advantage of that.

    37. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

    38. You look hot in hooded clothing items. Always.

    39. You should never tell a girl what to do. Ever.

    40. Any decent man will ask a girl out to her face. I mean; if you aren’t man
    enough to ask us out to our face, who says you’re gonna be man enough to be
    our boyfriend at all.

    41. Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless it’s about
    another girl.

    42. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.

    43. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.

    44. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and
    jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

    45. Girls need to hear how you feel about them. Often. Tell her now.

    46. A girl wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to
    recognize this and tell her.

    47. If she’s not feeling loved, she will start looking....

    48. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking, even if you don't know
    yourself. It’s cute.

    49. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't
    want me to see, hear, read...

    50. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.

    51. We can fall in love with you without really knowing you, if you are an ass,
    we will find out, and we will get over it. Fast. Don't ruin it.

    52. You like her, make a move. Don’t just sit there, you will fail, and you
    won’t get her.

    53. Baseball players are hot. The sport makes you skinny and your arm muscles…
    well, it’s hot. We’ll go to all your games even if we hate baseball.

    54. When you compliment us, we aren't sure how to accept the compliment without
    leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear
    with us here.

    55. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it's bad being led on by a girl, try
    being led on by a guy.

    56. We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a
    one-night stand. Most girls don't like pimps or players, just guys who like
    ONE girl only.

    57. But don't be obsessive. Major turn-off.

    58. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your
    number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say
    good night, or good morning, its soo adorable!

    59. BE HONEST!

    60. Don't ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.

    61. At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really is
    only you.

    62. If you catch us staring, it is most likely because we're spacing out, not
    because we really stare at you. Unless we smile when you notice. Then you
    either look really hot, or we like you.

    63. We like it when you hold us when we're crying. It's good to feel loved and

    64. Don't go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us.

    65. Don't tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don't
    say it back, it's just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don't
    say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.

    66. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched.

    67. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not
    just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.

    68. We like it when you're tender, but don't lose your masculinity.

    69. Do chivalrous things when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us).

    70. As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at personality,
    the first thing girls look at tends to be looks. We're not going to see you
    and think, 'I wonder what his personality is like!' Terrible, but true.

    71. If we love you, and you’re hurt on the basketball court, rolling on the
    floor in pain; we’re hurting more just watching you.

    72. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you
    have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.

    73. Don't play hard to get. We’ll get bored and move on.

    74. If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never
    called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming
    to the conclusion that we don't like you anymore.

    75. We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.

    76. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she
    really likes right before she falls asleep.

    77. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her
    think of him every time she hears it.

    78. If guys do the same as girls do in #77, tell her what song reminds you of

    79. Randomly compliment girls in conversations. If you're talking about sports,
    be like "Oh, by the way, that shirt really made your eyes look green today."
    It totally throws us off, and we love it.

    80. Ask us about how we're doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be

    81. If we're not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.

    82. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.

    83. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don't just do it and
    then never do it again. Bad bad bad…

    84. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don't be awkward.
    That’s bad.

    85. We will always feel bad if we don't like you back. Not all girls are
    bitches, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.

    86. OK, so some girls are bitches and they like rejecting boys. Sorry.

    87. If we say "Let's just be friends", we really mean it. Don't keep trying to
    pursue us, and don't say ok and then ignore us. That's just mean and

    88. It's adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking
    confesses he likes her.

    89. If you’re single, find the one girl who’s always there on the sidelines at
    your football game, or at each of your concerts, all your baseball games.
    She loves you. Her excuse may be that she’s there for her brother, but she’s
    really there for you.

    90. After you find that girl, smile at her once in a while, it’ll mean the world
    to her.

    91. Get to know her, you’ll make her year first of all, and maybe, just maybe,
    you’ll end up liking her.

    92. Not all blondes are bitches. Some are cool.

    93. Not all blondes are sluts. Some have morals.

    94. In your mind, give every girl a chance. Each one deserves at least one.

    95. Girls fantasize too, it’s just not always about sex.

    96. We girls give you guys code names so that you don’t know that we’re talking
    about you. :]

    97. If you’re jealous, it may suck for you, but we think it’s attractive if you
    really care that much.

    98. If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she's
    embarrassed by what you're saying.

    99. Girls don’t really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if
    they like you, that’s a myth…… sometimes

    100. If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day.

    101. Even if you aren’t all that cute, and we like you, we think you’re hot.
    Don’t take advantage of that, take pride in that.

    102. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means
    the world to us. Don't take the little things for granted.

  • #2
    No wonder I get in to so much trouble. I can't remember all that.


    • #3
      I wouldn't worry. I'm yet to meet a girl who remembered all that either.


      • #4
        for a fun game change each time it says girl for boy and read it out loud

        4. If he slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.

        8. If a girl is bothering your boyfriend, it is your right to beat the shit out
        of her.

        27. We don’t shave every day so just get over it.

        39. You should never tell a boy what to do. Ever.

        47. If he’s not feeling loved, he will start looking....

        55. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it's bad being led on by a boy, try
        being led on by a girl.

        70. As surprising as it may be, while girls might actually look at personality,
        the first thing boys look at tends to be looks. We're not going to see you
        and think, 'I wonder what her personality is like!' Terrible, but true.
        Last edited by eri; 02-06-2010, 02:05 AM.
        have you defeated them?
        your demons


        • #5
          Wow, eri you actually read them all.
          "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx