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    Age & Guile Prevails

    A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in
    Africa, taking her faithful old poodle named Cuddles,
    along for the company.

    One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before
    long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering
    about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his
    direction with the intention of having lunch.

    The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!"
    Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he
    immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his
    back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about
    to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly,

    "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there
    are any more around here?"


    Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-
    strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks
    away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard, "That
    was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"


    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
    scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
    knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
    the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him
    heading after the leopard with great speed and figures
    that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up
    with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for
    himself with the leopard.

    The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and
    says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
    going to happen to that conniving canine!"


    Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the
    monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do
    now?"
    Instead of running, the dog sits down with his
    back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet,
    and just when they get close enough to hear, the old
    poodle says.

    "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago
    to bring me another leopard!"


    Moral of this story. . . .

    Don't mess with old farts. Age and guile will always
    overcome youth & skill! Bullshit and brilliance only
    come with age and experience.
    .

  • #2
    LMFAO - good one!
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