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    Let me see if i got this right!!

    If you cross the north korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.

    If you cross the iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

    If you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot.

    If you cross the saudi arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

    If you cross the chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

    If you cross the venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

    If you cross the cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot..

    If you cross the nz and australian border illegally you get

    • a job,

    • a drivers license,

    • welfare,

    • credit cards,

    • subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,

    • free education,

    • free health care,

    • a lobbyist in welington

    • public documents printed in your language

    • the right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough respect

    • and, in many instances, you can vote.

    I just wanted to make sure i had a firm grasp on the situation…
    The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates and a monthly salary - Fred Wilson.