Header Ad Module



No announcement yet.

Thirsty Irishman

  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Thirsty Irishman

    A Texan walks in to a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.
    He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
    The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texans offer.

    One man even leaves.
    Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder.

    "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.
    The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.

    Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.
    The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

    The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
    The Irishman replies, "Oh I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx

  • #2
    And another Irish one.
    Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. A Pole applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager.

    When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.

    The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the Pole the job."

    Murphy, "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job."

    Manager, " We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong."

    Murphy, " And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?"

    Manager, " Simple. On question number 7 the Pole wrote down, 'I don’t know.' You put down, ‘Neither do I’.“
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx