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    Soon we are going to be looking forward to tax cuts. This is a very exciting program. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the NZ economy by spending your tax cut wisely:

    1. If you spend the money at the warehouse, your money will go to China.
    2. If you spend it on petrol, your money will go to Saudi Arabia .
    3. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
    4. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Australia.
    5. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
    6. If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan ..
    7. If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts.

    Or, you can keep the money in New Zealand by:

    1. Spending it at garage sales or markets, or
    2. Going to rugby games, or
    3. Hiring prostitutes, or
    4. Buying cheap beer or
    5. Getting tattoos.

    These are the only wholly -New Zealand- owned businesses still operating in New Zealand.

    Conclusion:
    The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a rugby game with a prostitute that you met at the markets and drink beer all day until you’re drunk enough to go get tattooed.

  • #2
    Sounds like a normal Saturday for most Southlanders, maybe thats why we survived this recession so well, we were busy drinking beer,watching rugby and pumping the economy

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    • #3
      Love it!!
      Patience is a virtue.

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