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  • For The Over-Sixties

    What is the most common remark made
    by 60-plus year olds when they enter
    antique stores?

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    "Gosh, I remember these!"

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    The Blonde & The Lawyer

    Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess......

    A lawyer boarded an aeroplane in New Orleans with a box of
    frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of
    them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the
    crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her
    personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning
    in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and
    proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
    them thaw out.

    Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour...
    Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom
    to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman
    who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise
    your hand?"
    Not one hand went up ..... So she took the
    crabs home and ate them.

    Two lessons here:

    1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

    2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.