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    An elderly couple were having dinner at another couple's house and after their meal, the wives left the table to go to the kitchen.

    The two elderly gents were talking, and one says: "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant .I'd highly recommend."

    The other man says: "What's the name of the restaurant?"

    The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying: "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"

    His friend replies: "A carnation?" "No, no. The other one," the man says.

    His friend suggest "The poppy?"

    "No, no, no" growls the man.

    "You know - the one that is red and has thorns."

    His friend says: "Do you mean a rose?"

    "Yes! Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells: "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx