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    A nice, calm and respectable-looking lady went
    into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,
    looked straight into his eyes and said, "I would
    like to buy some cyanide, please."


    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you
    need cyanide?"


    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes grew wide. He replied,
    "Madam! I can't give you cyanide to kill your
    husband. That's against the law. I'll lose my
    licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
    kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely
    not! You cannot have any cyanide!"


    The lady reached into her purse and pulled
    out a picture of her husband in bed with the
    pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture, paused
    for a long moment and said, "Oh, you didn't
    tell me you had a prescription.”
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