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    INTERESTING
    STUFF


    In the 1400's a law was
    set forth in England that a man was
    allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'


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    Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was
    invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.


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    The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.


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    Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.
    Treasury.


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    Men can read smaller print than women can;
    women can hear better.


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    Coca-Cola was originally green.


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    It is impossible to lick your elbow.


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    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their
    hair.


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    The first novel ever written on a typewriter:
    Tom Sawyer.


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    The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National
    U.S. Monuments.


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    Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
    history:

    Spades - King David
    Hearts - Charlemagne
    Clubs -Alexander, the Great
    Diamonds - Julius Caesar


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    111,111,111 x
    111,111,111 =
    12,345,678,987,654,321


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    If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
    causes.


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    Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

    A. One thousand

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    Q.
    What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers,
    and laser printers all have in common?

    A. All were invented by women.


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    Q.
    What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

    A.
    Honey


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    In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames
    by ropes.

    When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened,
    making the bed firmer to sleep on.
    Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'


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    It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
    month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.


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    In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
    England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

    It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'


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    Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had
    a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups.
    When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.


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    At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their
    elbow!


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    Now.....
    Don't
    delete the next bit just because it looks weird.
    Believe it or not, you can read it.


    I
    cdnuolt
    blveiee
    that
    I cluod
    aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was
    rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch
    at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr
    the ltteers in a word are, the
    olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the
    frist
    and
    lsat
    ltteer
    be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
    still
    raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
    word
    as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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    YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009
    when...

    1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.


    7.
    Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
    screen

    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you
    didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
    cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

    12.. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx

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    Mostly complete tosh and Internet legend ..but ammusing all the same ..

    PS .. You cannot cut and paste graphics from web pages.. only text

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    • #3
      At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their
      elbow!

      yeah i was one of them...almost did it though..just a couple more inches : )

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