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    An infinite crowd of mathematicians walks into a bar. The first orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders one quarter point. "Got it", says the bartender, and pours two pints of beer.

  • #2
    Geek humour!
    You can find me at: Energise Web Design

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    • #3
      I vaguely remember limits from maths. In this case the limit -> 2 or some such.

      But, yes this is very esoteric humour.

      Better than the god bothering though Josko.

      David
      Squadly dinky do!

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      • #4
        I don't got it. Am i fick?
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        • #5
          It's a joke about a mathematical equation. Because the infinite number of mathematicians are successively ordering half of the previous guys order, their total order approaches a fixed number without ever reaching it. The barman pre-empts them and pours 2 pints...
          You can find me at: Energise Web Design

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Davo36 View Post
            I vaguely remember limits from maths. In this case the limit -> 2 or some such.

            But, yes this is very esoteric humour.

            Better than the god bothering though Josko.

            David
            Well better to you my friend, I understand in the equation of our lives it is easy to remove your self from the big guy... nonetheless here is a mathematical thought and God you might like to consider...


            (1 x 8 ) + 1 = 9
            (12 x 8 ) + 2 = 98
            (123 x 8 ) + 3 = 987
            (1234 x 8 ) + 4 = 9876
            (12345 x 8 ) + 5 = 98765
            (123456 x 8 ) + 6 = 987654
            (1234567 x 8 ) + 7 = 9876543
            (12345678 x 8 ) + 8 = 98765432
            (123456789 x 8 ) + 9 = 987654321

            (1 x 9) + 2 = 11
            (12 x 9) + 3 = 111
            (123 x 9) + 4 = 1111
            (1234 x 9) + 5 = 11111
            (12345 x 9) + 6 = 111111
            (123456 x 9) + 7 = 1111111
            (1234567 x 9) + 8 = 11111111
            (12345678 x 9) + 9 = 111111111
            (123456789 x 9) +10= 1111111111

            (9 x 9) + 7 = 88
            (98 x 9) + 6 = 888
            (987 x 9) + 5 = 8888
            (9876 x 9) + 4 = 88888
            (98765 x 9) + 3 = 888888
            (987654 x 9) + 2 = 8888888
            (9876543 x 9) + 1 = 88888888
            (98765432 x 9) + 0 = 888888888

            Brilliant, isn’t it?


            (1 x 1) = 1
            (11 x 11) = 121
            (111 x 111) = 12321
            (1111 x 1111) = 1234321
            (11111 x 11111) = 123454321
            (111111 x 111111) = 12345654321
            (1111111 x 1111111) = 1234567654321
            (11111111 x 11111111) = 123456787654321
            (111111111 x 111111111) = 12345678987654321

            Now, let’s take a look at this…

            101%!
            From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, What Equals 100%?

            And, what could it mean to give MORE than 100%?

            Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

            We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%!

            How about ACHIEVING 101%? And, what equals 100% in life?

            WELL...

            If:

            A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

            Is represented as:

            1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

            Then:
            K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
            (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) = 96%

            Plus:

            H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
            (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) = 98%


            Now:
            A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
            (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100%



            But, look how far the love of
            God will take you:

            L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
            (12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4) = 101%

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            • #7
              Watch it Jos... you'll get burned at the stake for combining numerology with god-stuff!
              You can find me at: Energise Web Design

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              • #8
                awesome - where in the world did you hear that?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Josko View Post

                  Now, let’s take a look at this…

                  101%!
                  From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, What Equals 100%?

                  And, what could it mean to give MORE than 100%?

                  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

                  We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%!

                  How about ACHIEVING 101%? And, what equals 100% in life?

                  WELL...

                  If:

                  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

                  Is represented as:

                  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

                  Then:
                  K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
                  (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) = 96%

                  Plus:

                  H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
                  (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) = 98%


                  Now:
                  A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
                  (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100%



                  But, look how far the love of
                  God will take you:

                  L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

                  (12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4) = 101%
                  Just to be pedantic, the summations above result in whole numbers, not percentages. So for example
                  A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
                  (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100 not 100%

                  Which makes it all a bit meaningless. No? ;-)

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