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    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age andthinking, surely i can't look that old? Well.....you'll love this one!

    My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.

    Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

    Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

    This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate, after he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .

    'yes, yes i did. I'm a mustang! ' he gleamed with pride.

    'when did you graduate?' i asked

    he answered, in 1975. Why do you ask?

    'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely.

    Then that ugly,

    old,

    bald,

    wrinkled,

    fat ass,

    gray haired,

    decrepit,

    son of a b****h asked....

    'what did you teach?'
    The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates and a monthly salary - Fred Wilson.
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