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  • A Tale of Twin Drivers

    Siamese twins walk into a pub in Brisbane and
    park themselves on a bar stool.
    One of them says to the barman, 'Don't mind us -
    we're joined at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have
    two draught beers, please.'

    The barman, feeling slightly awkward, tries to
    make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
    'Been on holiday yet, boys?'
    'Off to America next month,
    ' says Joe.
    'We go to the USA every year and hire a car and
    drive for miles, don't we,
    Jim?'
    Jim agrees.
    'Ah, America,' says the barman.
    'Wonderful country... The history, the architecture,
    the culture...'

    'Nah, we don't like that stuff,' says Joe.
    'Meat pies & XXXX beer. That's us, eh Jim?'
    'So why keep going to America,' asks the barman?
    'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive,' Joe replies.
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