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Siamese twins walk into a pub in Brisbane and
park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the barman, 'Don't mind us -
we're joined at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have
two draught beers, please.'
The barman, feeling slightly awkward, tries to
make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
'Been on holiday yet, boys?'
'Off to America next month,' says Joe.
'We go to the USA every year and hire a car and
drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'
Jim agrees.
'Ah, America,' says the barman.
'Wonderful country... The history, the architecture,
the culture...'
'Nah, we don't like that stuff,' says Joe.
'Meat pies & XXXX beer. That's us, eh Jim?'
'So why keep going to America,' asks the barman?
'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive,' Joe replies.
park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the barman, 'Don't mind us -
we're joined at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have
two draught beers, please.'
The barman, feeling slightly awkward, tries to
make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
'Been on holiday yet, boys?'
'Off to America next month,' says Joe.
'We go to the USA every year and hire a car and
drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'
Jim agrees.
'Ah, America,' says the barman.
'Wonderful country... The history, the architecture,
the culture...'
'Nah, we don't like that stuff,' says Joe.
'Meat pies & XXXX beer. That's us, eh Jim?'
'So why keep going to America,' asks the barman?
'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive,' Joe replies.