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    Hi Guys

    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a classic Jag when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his E-Type when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"

    The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Jag head. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ‘em, put ‘em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic..."Try doing it with the engine running."

    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx