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    Giving Up Wine

    I was walking down the street when I was accosted
    by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
    woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for
    dinner.

    I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
    'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it
    instead of dinner?'


    'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless
    woman told me.

    'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
    food?'
    I asked.

    'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless
    woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to
    stay alive.'


    'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
    food?'
    I asked.

    'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman.
    I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

    'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
    Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
    husband and me tonight.'

    The homeless woman was shocked. 'Won't your
    husband be furious with you for doing that? I know
    I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

    I said, "That's okay.

    It's important for him to see what a woman looks
    like after she has given up shopping, hair
    appointments, and wine!"
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