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    Hi Guys

    Some useless questions.

    FUN STUFF - Some of life's unanswered questions

    What is the speed of dark ?

    Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

    Do Lipton employees take a coffee break?

    Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

    How did a fool and his money get together?

    If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    Why do banks charge you for "insufficient funds" when they know you don't have the money?

    What if there were no hypothetical questions?

    Why is abbreviation such a long word?

    If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    If all the worlds' a stage, where is the audience sitting?

    If you ate pasta and anti pasta would you still be hungry?

    How come wrong numbers are never busy?

    If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

    Are there any guilty bystanders?

    Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
    Regards
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx
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