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    A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

    Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.

    After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
    True to his word, he made the first contact.

    'Judy ..Judy!'

    'Is that you, Steve?'

    'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'

    'That's wonderful! What's it like?'

    'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.
    I have Breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
    I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then
    have sex a couple of more times.
    Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens)
    another romp around the golf course, then
    pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.

    After supper, it's back to golf course again,
    then it's more sex untillate at night.

    I catch some much needed sleep
    and then the next day it starts all over again.'

    'Oh, Steve you surely must be in Heaven!'

    'Not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Port Macquarie" NSW, Australia
    The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates and a monthly salary - Fred Wilson.