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    A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."

    He knocked gently on the door.

    The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window.

    "Could ye spare some victuals?" he asked politely.

    The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition. "No!" she said rather sternly.

    "Could I just have a pint of ale?"

    "No!" she said again.

    "Could I at least sleep in your stable?"

    "No!" by this time she was fairly shouting.

    The vagabond said, "Might I please...?"

    "What now?" the woman interrupted impatiently.

    "D'ye suppose," he asked, "I might have a word with George?"
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