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    The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.



    Clearly, you need to know a bit about being an Aussie to understand.



    Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole

    Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet

    Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact

    Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine

    Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle

    Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor

    Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity

    Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans

    Bush******: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub

    Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.


    Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.

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    Best laugh this week.

    Thanks Josko.

    But what worries me, with all the worrying economic news coming from Australia, I hope a lot of NZAussies might want to come back home.
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx

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