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  • Be Careful Where You Leave Your Cellphone

    A man storms into a busy Golf Club Locker Room having just lost the Club Championships to his arch rival. The cell phone on his locker rings and he picks it up and engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.

    Man: 'Hello'
    Woman: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

    Man: 'Yes'
    Woman: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

    Man: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
    Woman: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'

    Man: 'How much?'
    Woman: $290,000'

    Man: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
    Woman: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000' for it.

    Man: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000.
    Woman: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

    Man: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

    He turns and asks, with a sly smile: 'Anyone know who's phone this is!
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