Tamate and Tora

[Josko]

Two blokes were camped for the night by
a water hole.

Having finished their meal they were sitting
around the fire with a cup of tea and a roll
your own.

Tamate got up and ventured into the darkness to
have a leak.

After a bit,he called out to his bro.

"Say Tora have you ever smoked a cigarette that's
been pissed on"?

Bert pondered this for a while and called back,

"No Tamate, I can't say as i 'ave.

There was a studied silence till the reply came.

"Well you 'aven't missed much"

[tpr2]

Who's bert?

[Josko]

Who's bert?

Where is wally?

[muppet]

Depends on which version Josko posted.

[Josko]

Bert is the Australian version. Sadly.

[tpr2]

lol..... I was only teasing.

[Josko]

Naw waries mate... : ? )

[tpr2]

being half aussie and half kiwi it kind of jelled with me anyway