Two blokes were camped for the night by
a water hole.
Having finished their meal they were sitting
around the fire with a cup of tea and a roll
your own.
Tamate got up and ventured into the darkness to
have a leak.
After a bit,he called out to his bro.
"Say Tora have you ever smoked a cigarette that's
been pissed on"?
Bert pondered this for a while and called back,
"No Tamate, I can't say as i 'ave.
There was a studied silence till the reply came.
"Well you 'aven't missed much"
a water hole.
Having finished their meal they were sitting
around the fire with a cup of tea and a roll
your own.
Tamate got up and ventured into the darkness to
have a leak.
After a bit,he called out to his bro.
"Say Tora have you ever smoked a cigarette that's
been pissed on"?
Bert pondered this for a while and called back,
"No Tamate, I can't say as i 'ave.
There was a studied silence till the reply came.
"Well you 'aven't missed much"
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