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  • Josko
    started a topic Shocking feat! (R18)...

    Shocking feat! (R18)...

    A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He
    puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished
    patrons.

    "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and
    place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth
    for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my
    unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each
    of you will buy me a drink."

    The crowd murmured their approval.

    The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed
    his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed
    his mouth as the crowd gasped.

    After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the
    alligator hard on the top of its head.

    The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
    unscathed as promised.

    The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was
    delivered.

    The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone
    $100 who's willing to give it a try".

    A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in
    the back of the bar.

    A BLONDE woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to
    promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
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