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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He
puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished
patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and
place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth
for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my
unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each
of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed
his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed
his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the
alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was
delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone
$100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in
the back of the bar.
A BLONDE woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to
promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished
patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and
place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth
for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my
unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each
of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed
his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed
his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the
alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was
delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone
$100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in
the back of the bar.
A BLONDE woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to
promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
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