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  • How the bail out works....

    Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100. The
    farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.

    The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad News,
    the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
    The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck
    'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked,
    'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
    The farmer said You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
    Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
    A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
    'What happened with that dead donkey?'
    Chuck said, 'I raffled him off
    . I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece
    and made a profit of $998.'
    The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
    Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won.
    So I gave him his two dollars back.'
    Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs.

  • #2
    That I understand. Good on Josko.


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    • #3
      apart from the obvious.....

      the guy only made $898 profit cause it cost him $100 for the donkey in the first place.

      Now that's how he really works! :-) fuzzy numbers!


      • #4
        good spotting outspoken....give that man a beer