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    Hi Guys

    Here is a very sexist joke.

    Types Of Women:

    HARD-DISK:

    She remembers everything, FOREVER.

    RAM Woman:

    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

    WINDOWS Woman:

    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

    SCREENSAVER Woman:

    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

    INTERNET Woman:

    Difficult to access.

    SERVER Woman:

    Always busy when you need her.

    MULTIMEDIA Woman:

    She makes horrible things look beautiful.

    CD-ROM Woman:

    She is always faster and faster.

    E-MAIL Woman:

    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

    VIRUS Woman:
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything....

    Regards
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx
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