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    Hi Guys

    Love this one
    And it isn't about the two Kiwi girls who fell out of their boat.

    Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.
    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!
    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
    2nd woman: I died of a massive hearth attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
    1st woman: So happened?
    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started runing all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!
    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.

    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx