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  • Ozy poking fun...at least its not about sheep...

    Two Kiwis,Ian and Craig are walking down a Bondi street,when Ian happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.

    "Suits $10.00 each,Shirts $4.00 each,Trousers $5.00 a pair".

    Ian says to his pal,"Craig,look!We could buy a whole lot ofthose,and whin we get beck to InZid,
    we could make a fortune.

    Now whin we go unto the shop,you be quiet okay?
    Just lit me do all the talking cause uf they hear
    our accint,they might not be nice to us.
    I'll speak in my bist Aussie accint"

    They go in, and Ian says,"i'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each,100 shirts et $4.00 each,and fufty
    pairs of trousers et $5.00 each.
    I'll beck my truck up and.........

    The owner interrupts,"You're from New Zealand,aren't you?

    "Well....Yis,says a very surprised Ian.
    How the hill dud you know thet?

    The owner looked at both of them,

    "This is a dry cleaners"!
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