Keith bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 150 kph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. Then, he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police car.
Problem - thought Keith, and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 kph to escape being stopped.
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.
The Policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's side.
"Sir, my shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
Keith looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."