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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place:
First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house
Next weekend.'
Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
That I would remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word, they asked him,
'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to
Come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'
Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
Shut off my ala rm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or
Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'
took place:
First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house
Next weekend.'
Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
That I would remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word, they asked him,
'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to
Come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'
Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
Shut off my ala rm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or
Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'