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    I love the last one with the dwarf! ...........

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....
    so, I took her to a gas station.....
    And then the fight sta rted....

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    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
    Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
    to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
    wallet at home.
    I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
    come back later.
    The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair..
    She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
    and she processed my Social Security application.

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
    Social Security office..
    She said, 'You should have drop ed your pants. You might have gotten
    disability, too'
    And then the fight started.....

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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
    kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
    nearby table.
    My wife asked,' Do you know her?'
    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
    drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
    hasn't been sober since.'
    'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?'
    And then the fight started.....

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    I rear-ended a car this morning.
    So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
    of his car.
    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
    just seem funny?
    Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
    And then the fight started.....