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    The Hypnotist

    It was entertainment night at the aged care centre and the
    Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see
    the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the
    meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or
    three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each
    and every member of the audience."

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
    beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep
    your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
    family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and
    forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

    The crowd of seniors became mesmerized as the watch swayed back
    and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of
    eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
    hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

    "SH#T!" said the Hypnotist...

    It took three days to clean up the aged care centre.

  • #2
    I had to read this twice.

    Very funny!!!