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    Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local
    golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind
    if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'

    'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing and enjoyed the
    game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the
    friends asked the newcomer, 'What do you do for a living?'

    'I'm a hit man,' was the reply.

    'You're joking!' was the response.

    'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
    beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. 'Here are my

    'That's a beautiful telescopic sight,' said the other friend, 'Can I take a
    look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.' So he picked up
    the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

    'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see
    right in the window.' 'Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can
    see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her......
    He's naked, too!!!

    He turned to the hit man, 'How much do you charge for a hit?'

    'I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the

    'Can you do two for me now?'

    'Sure, what do you want?'

    'First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.'

    'Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to
    teach him a lesson.'

    The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few

    'Are you going to do it or not?' said the friend impatiently.

    'Just be patient,' said the hit man calmly, 'I think I can save you a grand

  • #2
    Glofing(golfing hitman)

    Josko you're a little gem,
    They say laughter is the best medicene,it sure worked for me today.
    I was sitting here comtemplating some work I need to do on one of my properties and feeling about as gloomy as the weather I was observing whilst staring out the window.
    Saw your new post pop up and had a read.Really appealled to my warped sense of humour,I've had a good laugh and now feel re-energised,so I'm off out into the wind and rain to get some work done.
    Thanks,and may you have a great day too!
    Regards Roberto
    He who laughs last......is the slowest thinker.


    • #3
      Good stuff Roberto, glad to have brightened up your day, have a good one!


      • #4
        Is that a hole in one Josko?


        • #5
          Yup, and with the right shot ball can be made into a trophy.