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    A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
    noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
    cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
    hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse
    was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short
    distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.


    The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
    man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this
    may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
    this. Whose funeral is it?'

    'My wife's.'

    'What happened to her?'

    The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her.'

    He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'

    The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
    when the dog turned on her.'

    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.


    'Can I borrow the dog?'

    The man replied, 'Get in line.'
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