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    A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at
    the bar and orders a drink.

    Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a
    corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table,
    leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in
    the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house
    today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
    Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

    The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His
    buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker
    and would fight at the drop of a hat.

    The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got
    it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I
    ever had!'

    The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
    but the biker still says nothing.

    The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
    'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma
    liked it!'

    At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk
    by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and


    'Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk.