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    Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.

    This is Leroy's homework assignment.

    He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence .

    1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

    2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

    3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb !!!

    4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

    5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

    6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me

    back to the joint.

    7. ***** - I went to the doctors and he hand ed me a cup and said *****.

    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, 'man, it look fake.' He say , '********, that watch israel .'

    9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

    10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

    11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

    12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, 'Do you plan on stain for dinner ???'

    13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, 'how much ???' she say 'fortify.'

    14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

    Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is :'OMELETTE'

    Let us use it in a sentence...

    'I should pop yo ass fo FORWARDIN dis, but omelette dis one slide.'