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    Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.

    The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
    'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'

    'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'

    George W. Looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink
    And slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?'

    'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims, 'how rude! You're starting
    To act like President Clinton.' and the waitress storms away.

    Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers....

    'It's pronounced 'quiche'.'

  • #2
    A frog goes into a bank

    He approached a teller and can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
    Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

    Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

    The bank manager looks back at her and says......

    "It's a knickknack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

    Maybe this should go into finance and legal?
    Last edited by Keys; 12-05-2008, 10:06 AM.

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    • #3
      Love it, love it.
      "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx