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  • My Next Life

    In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

    You start out dead and get that out of the way.

    Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

    You work for 40 year until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.

    You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

    And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then, Voila! - You finish off as an orgasm!
    "One important key to success is self-confidence.
    An important key to self-confidence is preparation."

  • #2
    You missed out on the party a few days before you "start out dead".

    Life sounds so much better this way round
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    • #3
      For a betting man, it's a dream - because I'm reasonably sure that an old nag called Kiwi will win the upcoming 1983 Melbourne Cup.

      As for the final bit, isn't there a very old joke that ends with the line "Turn back - It's a blow-job!"


      • #4
        yeah sounds much better this way around haha
        Persistence (per-sis'tans, -zis'-) n. 1 The act of persist-
        ing. 2 The quality of being persistent 3 The continuance
        of an effect longer than the cause that first produced it.