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    A Harley Davison Biker was on his Sunday ride in the Waitakere Ranges
    when the heavens shuddered and form above an all might voice announced
    to the biker...


    "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
    you one wish."

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Sydney so I can ride
    over any time I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
    the bottom of the Tasman and the concrete and steel it would take..! It
    will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
    hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
    more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
    wish that I and all men could understand our wives..; I want to know how
    she feels inside.., what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
    treatment.., why she cries.., what she means when she says: "Nothing's
    wrong".., and how I can make a woman truly happy..!"

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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