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    From Michael Yardney's latest newsletter.
    Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
    *** A backward poet writes inverse.
    *** A man's home is his castle... in a manor of speaking.
    *** Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
    *** Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
    *** Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
    *** A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

    *** Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
    *** Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    *** Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
    *** Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
    *** When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
    *** A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
    *** He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

    *** A plateau is a high form of flattery.
    *** Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
    *** Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
    *** Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx