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Aaahh! Marriage - that most revered state!

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  • Aaahh! Marriage - that most revered state!

    Sam Kinison
    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
    electronic banking. It's called marriage."

    James Holt McGavran
    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
    second one didn't."

    Patrick Murray
    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

    Nash
    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
    it once...

    Anonymous
    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

    Henny Youngman
    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    Rodney Dangerfield
    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    Milton Berle
    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
    Last edited by Josko; 03-04-2008, 09:12 AM.
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