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  • American Navy Early Retirement Bonus....

    The American Navy found they had too many officers and decided
    to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer
    who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch
    measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The
    officer got to choose what those two points would be.

    The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from
    the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet
    and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

    The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked
    to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes.
    He walked out with $96,000.

    The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old
    Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From
    the tip of my willy to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man
    that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks
    the previous two Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they
    decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a

    medical officer.

    The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop
    'em', which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip
    of the Chief's willy and began to work back. 'Dear Lord!' he suddenly
    exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?'

    The old Chief calmly replied, 'Vietnam.'

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    Nice one Josko
    Jo Birch
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