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  • St Patricks Day Special... Irish Sausages...

    "Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.

    The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"

    "If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?" demanded the Irishman indignantly. "Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"

    Then, warming to his theme, he went on,"Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?"

    "Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?"

    "Would ya? Would Ya?"

    The assistant said: "Well no."

    Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear. "And if I asked you for frog's legs, would you ask me if I was French? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

    "Well, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.

    So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?"


    The assistant replied, "Because you're in Mitre 10 Mega Store".
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