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    A woman sitting in an Manakau Pub suddenly began to cough.

    After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,

    and two locals, Rangi and Sione sitting at the next table turned to look

    at her.

    Ken ya swaller? asked Rangi

    The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

    Kin ya breathe?" asked Sione. The woman shook her head No!!!

    With that, Rangi walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,

    yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of

    her butt.

    This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction

    flew out of her mouth and she

    began to breathe again.

    Rangi swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

    Sione said in admiration "Ya know Rangi, I'd heard of that bloody

    Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen

    somebody do it."