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  • You may have heard this one...A lawyer...

    Best Lawyer Story Of The Year, Decade And Probably The Century…
    Charlotte , North Carolina

    A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
    them against, among other things, fire.

    Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars
    and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy
    the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
    small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious
    reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

    The lawyer sued and WON!

    Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
    the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
    held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars
    were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against
    fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable "fire" and
    was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly
    appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid
    $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

    NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

    After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
    arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

    With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
    used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
    insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
    fine.

    This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent
    Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.


    ONLY IN AMERICA!


    any wonder our premiums for insurance are high and those clauses get more and more unreadable...

  • #2
    Absolutely brilliant

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    • #3
      This is a great read and I have seen it many times before as it has circulated since 1996, however it is an urban legend.

      Rumor: Man insures his cigars against fire, then tries to collect after smoking them.
      "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance"

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      • #4
        Likewise, I had read it years ago - but it's still such a good story!
        Lisa

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