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  • Campfire Joke for the little ones....

    Late on Saturday night, a young chap was walking home from a club.



    It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing.



    Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence

    was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin.



    Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.....





    BUMP........





    BUMP........







    BUMP........





    Startled by this he turned and, to his amazement, through the

    driving rain he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.







    BUMP........







    BUMP........







    BUMP........





    He froze to the spot. He couldn' t believe his eyes. As the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....



    It was a coffin.



    Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and

    started walking towards his house.







    BUMP........







    BUMP........







    BUMP........







    He could feel the coffin gaining on him so he started walking faster.........







    BUMP........BUMP......







    BUMP........BUMP..







    BUMP........BUMP......







    The coffin was closing with his every step. He started to jog but he

    heard the coffin speed up after him......







    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...







    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...







    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...







    He started to sprint but so did the coffin







    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.







    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....







    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.





    Eventually he made it to his front door but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his

    keys.



    His hand trembling, he managed to open the door and dived inside slamming the front door behind him.



    He shot into his front room and breathlessly slumped into his comfy chair.



    Suddenly there was a loud crash as the coffin smashed its way

    through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued it's chase.....







    BUMP...SQUEAK...BUMP...SQUEAK...







    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...







    BUMP...SQUEAK...BUMP...SQUEAK...







    BUMP...SQUEAK...BUMP...SQUEAK...





    In horror the young lad fled as fast as his shaking legs could take

    him.



    He bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door as the coffin

    again gave chase up the stairs after him....







    BUMP...SQUEAK...HOP..BUMP...SQUEAK...HOP...







    BUMP...SQUEAK...HOP..BUMP...SQUEAK...HOP...







    BUMP...SQUEAK...HOP..BUMP...SQUEAK...HOP...







    The coffin reached the landing and launched itself at the bathroom

    door and with an almighty smash the bathroom door flew off its hinges.



    The coffin stood in the doorway, and then started to approach the young terrified lad.







    BUMP...SQUEAK...BUMP...SQUEAK...







    BUMP...SQUEAK...BUMP...SQUEAK...







    BUMP...SQUEAK...BUMP...SQUEAK...







    In a last ditch attempt to save his skin he reached for his bathroom

    cabinet.



    Grabbing the first thing to hand, he threw a bar of Imperial Leather

    soap at the coffin, but still it came........







    BUMP...SQUEAK...BUMP...SQUEAK...







    He then grabbed a can of Lynx deodorant and threw it, but still it came.....







    BUMP...SQUEAK...BUMP...SQUEAK...







    Then he grabbed his first aid kit and threw it, but still it came......







    BUMP...SQUEAK...BUMP...SQUEAK...







    In desperation he grabbed the last remaining item from the cabinet,

    a bottle of Benedryl cough mixture, and threw it........















    Finally the coffin stopped.

  • #2
    Robotussin!

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    • #3
      Thanks for the laugh, LoL

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      • #4
        Viral marketing...

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