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  • Morning Sex...

    She was in the kitchen preparing
    To boil eggs for breakfast.
    He walked in; She turned and said,
    You've got to make love to me this
    Very moment."


    His eyes lit up and he thought,
    "This is my lucky day."


    Not wanting to lose the moment,
    He embraced her and then gave
    It his all; right there on the kitchen
    Table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks,"
    And returned to the stove.

    More than a little puzzled, he asked,
    "What was that all about?"


    She explained, "The egg timer is broken."

  • #2
    That was great!! couldn't control laughing out loud and even shared it with my work buddies who wanted to know the reason for my maniacal laugh. You made my day, thanks!!

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