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    Kenny Boy

    A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."

    Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

    The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

    Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."

    Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

    Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

    A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

    Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

    Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

    Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

    Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx