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    Hi Guys

    New words are being coined all the time, and this one was found pinned to a noticeboard (in a management area). The word is administratium and it's the name for what is allegedly a newly discovered element - the heaviest element known to science.

    Administratium is said to consist of 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic weight of 312. These particles, it appears, are held together by a force called morons.

    As administratium has no electrons it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of administratium causes a reaction that would normally last less than one second to take approximately four days to compete.

    And administratium's mass will increase over time as morons become neutrons, thus forming isodopes. Clearly this is one new word that the world really needs!

    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx