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    Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your Previous job?"
    Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
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    Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him."
    Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
    Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."
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    You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music.

    When you were going down the bus, everybody was throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . . that you have your MP3 player on your ears !
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    WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
    HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO
    HELL", that's why I came home early.
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    1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
    2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
    3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!!"
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    John: it's my wife's birthday
    Peter: what's your gift to her?
    John: I asked her what she wanted
    Peter: what did she said?
    J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
    P: what did you gave her?
    J: playing cards
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    Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
    Student: That's not true! My dad said we are descendants of an Ape!
    Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!
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