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    You’ve heard of good old Murphy and his laws…well here are a few that really ring true and we can all relate to in one way or another…Enjoy!

    Law of the Workshop:
    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    Bell’s Theorem:
    As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring.

    Law of logistics:
    At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    Karmic Law:
    If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire.

    Caller’s Conundrum:
    When you dial a wrong number, you can guarantee that it will never be engaged.

    Law of Mechanical Repair:
    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    Checkout Law:
    If you change queues, the one you left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    Café Latte Law:
    As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    Principle of Close Encounters:
    The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody.

    “It did it a minute ago” Law:
    When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn’t work, it will.

    Caught short law:
    When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.

    Law of Biomechanics:
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach-ability of the area.
    "There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx
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